I think info graphics is an awesome feature (my favorite...it's always great visualization and gives me great ideas), but man do I not like the color scheme on that first map. That's not enough contrast. At worst it is killer for people tho can't distinguish shading very well (like me) and best it looks like one of…

Based on the title, I thought this meant how I would have sex this dressed in my very best fashion show attendee two piece suit. And I'm like..."how would I do it? Enthusiastically, for one thing."

"Suspicion immediately and naturally fell on South Pittsburg students, though they were as shocked as anyone."

Hi IMG (you can delete this post as you'd like, it is off topic and conversational, but I just had the following question and wasn't sure how to ask you directly...I don't use the twitters and stuff)

Crazy talk, man. Crazy talk. Next thing you know you will be telling us to get one of those collapsible snow shovels available at Target, Walmart, Home Depot, ace hardware, gas stations, etc and put that in your trunk!

I kind of feel like we are all just tip toeing around some Huge Truth here...

My dad used to tell me that out in the country folks used to cull cat litters by simply putting kittens in a gunny sack with a brick, and throwing them into the river.

Unfortunately, this bear cub is as gay as a glistening rhinestone, and thus will be disqualified from the 2015 Vladivostok Half-Bearathon.

I was running out of British stereotypes and probably should have gone with lemon cakes or whatever but then it started getting weird on me.

Hey whoa you should not say that on Jezebel...oh wait. Yes. Run, run, pass, punt.

I get the sense that Elina is a 62 year old haberdasher from Covington who prefers his tea with two crisps.

It's not every day I can cut and paste from Jezebel to Deadspin and vice versa. As you know, Joseph, it's often like being caught between a rock and a hard place. Or in Ponderian terms: kickoff and game over.

Is a very emotive, dramatic mortician more likely to mess with my corpse than, say, that solemn West Virginian mortician in Silence Of The Lambs? That's my question.

Of course it's legal. Go to a Vikings game! (AMIRITE, LADIES????)

I sure would like to unite her 13 colonies and declare independence by throwing a tea party on her Louisiana purchase with my little John Quincy Adams!

20. Mao vs. Stalin

That's another irritant. I meet a Chicagoan and I tell them I ate at one of the GiXXXXs. And then I get shit for not having real Chicago Style Pizza. And that point it's not a goddamn city-wide pizza. You all narrow it down to particular streets and moon phases.

Minnesota? Fat Lorenzo's FTW! Lake Nokomis represent!

If this is the thread where there is a general agreement that both Chicagoans and New Yorkers are complete douchebags, I would like to hang out here for awhile.*