I have that goddamn song running in my head over and over as a result of this thread. And an image of Sting spinning around in the middle of a bunch candles as he simultaneously makes clever mythological references as well as annoying the shit out of me.

Had to do it. I was between a rock and a hard place.

My guess is Rob Ford's wife, in those situations, truly feels caught between the Scylla and Charybdis.

I just wish those ballplayers hadn't been so cavalier about it.

"Leotard"

Maybe "Jamba, you complete me."

"Come on in this weekend and see us, folks, for BIG BIG savings on your new truck! We're located off the downtown freeway, right between the Planned Parenthood clinic and the YWCA!"

[sighs]

This post is one of those initial entrance exams for Deadspin Commenter School, right?

Well, you could have some fun with that. Play Match Game. "My Windows Phone might as well be a 'BLANK' for all the 'BLANK' it gets."

That's too bad. Man, it is interesting how dialed in that gasket fail is (in terms of mileage...mine was around 70k too). Probably less interesting to the owner, though.

Yeah, that was unfortunate. I didn't quite track that either.

Hah! Nice. +1

Well, this article made me feel good. Thanks.

It would have buyers.

This also meant the NCAA disqualified him for a year.

One of the most frightening driving experiences of my life was as a passenger in a 7 series in Singapore. The guy looked at the road maybe 5 minutes during the 20 minutes I was trapped in there. Cell phone the rest of the time.

$327,000 for the 435ix in Singapore.

So in its own way, this posting was a blessing to you.

It's a celebration, bitches! THE MILK'S GONE BAD!