There is nothing white guys love than a little positive reinforcement countering perceptions of their own shortcomings.

Hah. This is what I was thinking. Rarely has one notion of vehicle been so violently opposed to the general ideology of the potential consumer base.

I think it's fair to say that 90% of today's truck drivers couldn't spell torque, let alone care about it.

When I show up to play beer pong at Michael Jordan's house, I guess I will have to get the Air logo tattooed on my dick. His kiss ass lackey is already way ahead in the sycophant game wearing those stupid flip flops. Maybe if I get a boner it will look like a vintage ESPN highlight dunk.

That signifies nothing to me.

I can imagine her explaining that costume to a fellow party-goer and watching that person's face fade from a huge smile to an expression of raging discomfort. Like the Nazi's face melting in Raiders of the Lost Ark.

Yeah, I should go that route for a few reasons. Just wondered about the 4 and the CVT stuff because I tend to overbuy..but the six makes total sense.

You realized you just threatened to all-caps KILL someone on the internets.

Example.

They are complete assholes once it hits around 80 degrees.

Cops use those types of systems for K-9s. They exist. They also have alarms if they overheat.

As long as it isn't coworkers or, worse yet, direct peers. Knowing that shit will drive you crazy. You become either jealous, or worse yet, depressed…if you are on the high side of the payroll curve for your job level, be prepared to get redlined come salary increase time. It's no-win. And it will get burned into…

If you make the guy 42, he'd probably be compatible with half of them, because older people looking for a mate tend to be more forgiving.

It's always interesting to read about superstars and find out they are just like us!!!!

He's either talking about preforming fellatio on a man, and encouraging the woman to follow his lead and swallow the entirety of the subsequent ejaculate...

"...mercurial powers."

Every pair comes with a black market kidney ripped from the third world child who knitted them.

Thanks. I'm kind of digging it. Will be a good car for reasons you cite, and to flip to my kids a few years out when they start driving. Jesus. Getting old.

Not sure I would pay 12 bucks for that martini. Trying to figure out whether I would want pubes shaken, not stirred, is confusing enough.*

If 1980s SNL coolness Dennis Miller's sperm had been cryogenically frozen, then used to impregnate Sara Silverman, the baby then exposed to NewsRadio and X-Files while growing up in that apartment complex from the movie "Singles," then had matriculated with a BA in PoliSci and American History from some shitty state…