Hah! That's awesome. Gay Tetris, Denver style.

That Tampa bay logo was about the gayest thing this side of Lindsey Graham.

Yeah, you are right on people named Thor. I knew a Thor once, and he was basically a prop for jokes and eventually became some kind of non-entity in the room. Poor bastard. Might have been different if he had a kickass hammer.

The giant hand was hilarious! That was epic. I love it when reality gets turned on its head for unsuspecting people just trying to...walk down a hall.

Hard to believe the darts could get through the pelt.

One of those jackass movies (yeah, I am a fan) has a nice vignette were they actually prank that piece of shit. A trap door where he drops into a pile of snakes. Apparently he hates snakes.

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"I also did a fist pump when the kid turned three, because I had heard that autism symptoms show up before the kid turns three but not afterward. So once we crossed the Autism Line I was like FUCK YEAH."

"Most women don't participate in bagtagging because most women are not Bam Margera."

Awesome.

I think he needs another car or two.

Saturn Girl. I am not a comic book geek,* just remember from childhood.

It definitely helped me deal with my own feelings being a grey commenter. Looking in from the outside. That kind of shit.

Teen legion of superheroes? Well done.

As a Vikings fan, I can totally see how this would su....nah, I can't do it. Enjoy your new QB! Woot!

Yeah, no shit. Or the times it makes fun of entire segments of the country, berates people who email him, types in all caps about his badassery relative to culture, food, entertainment, and so forth? I don't get it.

Hey now. I think it's great that Incognito's struggles have allowed Drew to reflect on his own past issues with anger and acceptance. It would mean a lot, I think, for Richie Incognito to read this piece and know that he made one life better this week. In that respect, we can only hope Drew can embrace his own Richie…

Yes. He definitely avoided splitting the state into two distinct pig parts on that one.

I spent nearly a decade in Oklahoma.

I come here for some of the same reasons you cite. It's unfortunate how often I have to plow through the anti-male, anti-parent, and ultimately anti-woman sentiment to get to actual content to help me better reflect on my own shit.