What's most hilarious is the author stating in multiple threads how she isn't implying anything, how this isn't a study, etc...

That's a ridiculous and shallow response. You are smart enough to know what you are suggesting.

I agree with you, and the author's response to you is a bunch of coy, hilarious bullshit. Give me a break, Ms. West. You are part of the problem.

I agree with you, and the author's response to you is a bunch of coy, hilarious bullshit. Give me a break, Ms. West. You are part of the problem.

I wish I didn't like Jared Allen so much. Because yeah: he is playing like John Randle did his last few seasons with the vikes. And he is the only thing on the team with a personality. Chris Cook has a personality, but it's driven by being a wife-beating felon, so I prefer Jared Allen's.

I agree that pizza in Chicago is better than pizza in New York, but the only thing worse than a Yankees fan, and slightly less worse than a Red Sox fan, is a Chicagoan talking about the supremacy of their pizza.

I grew up in Omaha. I loved Runzas. I think it's as good a representative food as any other, which there are none. So suck it happily, Nebraska.

Re: spinmance….let's just go slow: I've been hurt before.

That is probably the greatest opening line I have ever read. Props to you. Charles Dickens? You tapped that.

That is probably the greatest opening line I have ever read. Props to you. Charles Dickens? You tapped that.

I managed to break every piece of common sense advice there is (other than not wearing new shoes)...in a bad way. Set too fast of a pace, etc. Last six miles were straight misery. So yeah, 3:41, but I was pretty much crawling across the finish line.

Seize the moment, man. It's all good.

A jealous Tim Tebow knows EXACTLY who Tom Brady is high-fiving.

Yes. AP is outstanding (if you ignore this year), but this was his teammate being impressive.

I laughed out loud. I would say it is an ugly nail in that coffin, but he will probably start next week. Unreal.

[recovers fumble, sees the whites of his own eyes, throws directly towards the sun with two seconds left, watches ball go ten feet in the air, inadvertently swallows ball as it floats back to earth]

"Whew."

Well, she says her face gets covered in wing sauce, which seems plausible enough.

I got it out of my system after Super Mario Galaxy 1. Talk about head-knocking a mushroom! Amirite??? Fellas?

I agreed with and experienced everything you said. Except for that last line. Heh. One and done. I ran a 3:41 so I didn't have "time regret."