I could use $100. That would be a great fuckin break!

That ass to mouth stuff is so freakin gross!

Today you won a ticket to see Doctor J
Front row seat (in free!) no pay
Radio in hand, snacks by feet
Game's about to start, you kickin' popcorn to the beat
You finally wake up, Doc's gone to town
Round his back, through the hoop, then you scream "Touchdown!"

Bobby Metzinger you talk shit about the Boston. I can't wait I see you fuck your piece of dead dog shit ass you no good piece of shit

Postage due?

I've got a hot German in front of me right now and HER NAME IS SCHADENFREUDE.

Okey doke.

I definitely think grandmas, on the whole, are more dangerous.

The standard car does not have hundreds of gallons of fuel in it which creates fumes strong enough to be detectable by passengers. Or at a distance outside the car, as the article points out.

what, exactly, would make anyone think that Beckham has any type of acumen whatsoever to be anything but a face on this thing?

Now I understand all the gambling losses.

Peter Jackson really did an amazing job with recreating The Battle at Helm's Deep.

backup Vikings quarterback Christian Ponder

"One small point is that the preparation they went through was intense and made them (in some way) more responsible than your average street racer."

Outstanding.

Where is a good Triad hit when you need it...

It's like Internet penance for all the Tuesday Night Fight stuff.

Upton Sinclair would probably violently agree or disagree with you.

Sam: But they're all pretty much jerks, though, aren't they?