"I don't think anybody believed that,'' he said recently. But they did, he was told. "The Japanese people are clever,'' he said with a laugh. "They never believed that.''

In a rare twist of form, she did not appear unnecessarily naked in the article and shove that nudity down my face, making the reading much more PALATABLE.

That was the intention, so...yes.

ugly historic precendence here.

The Jamaican bobsled team readily agrees with you.

Look, I know that being a woman is like super hard. I personally know several women who can't shut up about how hard and awesome (but mostly hard. Maybe even the hardest.) being a female is. So hard that gosh I'm so lucky that I'm unencumbered but darn it is't the most rewarding thing in the world and I don't really…

As previously announced, Deadspin writers will suit up for Boston.

Fuck Gary Anderson.

Our Mutual Friends

"Call me...."

They come from Jezebel. And for the last time, they come from their vaginas, dammit.

Looks like he is just unleashing some black sheets of rain.*

Water Boy.

I try to keep track of stuff; I am definitely aware that you all finally declared Bill Russell "probably black" in 2003.

There is a backstory here about a neighbor of his drowning when he was little, etc.

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Ironically enough, using the Pixies' "UMass" would have made this much more kick ass AND been lyrically appropriate.

2011 Odyssey owner here. We generally assume the badge on the back says "sell-out parent with a life ruled by our children," regardless of how honda spells it.

Well, looks like I can finally drop out of high school. I used to think meth just got me high; now I know that selling it will teach me how to build a massive media empire. Thanks Jay-Z!

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