The local Satanists are really embarrassed about the ironic coincidence. So much for their coming-out party.

The usher assisting the police? Classic.

He doesn't look like the kind of guy who would get drunk, pour beers on people, resist arrest, and kick a cop in the balls. Weird.

This. +1. The guy should save the constitutional scholar bullshit for when he himself is tased and three fat guys are rolling on top of him.

2001: A Space Frogyssey

Would not mind seeing his take on Deadspin writers. And commentators.

Mike Vanderganga

"The person who wears the Raymond costume declined to press battery charges."

Kilt Bone

Right there with you man, they are awesome.

Recipe for a juicy lucy

Go to an animal processing plant and work a shift. Read up on advanced meat recovery. Recognize that milk is basically cow snot as it's processed today. Kill, dress and eat your own animals a few times. All that shit. Keep it real, etc.*

Autism teacher in our family. This was nice. +1

It's Alabama. Beating up on a Johnny Football piñata is a simply a proxy for getting to hit something Mexican with bats.

I think he just nerd-checked you.

Want to hear a story filled with sex with prostitutes, melodramatic speeches, alcohol, the inequities of common birth, and incest?

Solid post.

Well yeah, but if he pushes in his hips that sentence turns into "WHAT ME WORRY." Then it became all ironic and hip and acceptable.

I hear you, but those collector editions are the primary reason that my old comic book collection was worth thousands in the late 80s and is virtually worthless today. It's great to read those stories but yeah...I am still bitter about it. It was my own personal internet boom gone completely bust.

I didnt realize the Tumbledown Trails got hit by the Twin Towers' collapse. I thought that was Flight 93?