I think baseball would be 10x more exciting if there were random ejections all through the game. Include fans in this, too. Just walk 'em out. Musical chairs with tasers, all dystopian Philip K Dick style. I'm in.

No almost about it.

They have become icons, really.

Dan Clowes is gonna sue the shit out of that guy for stealing that look from one of his characters.

But hey, at least you are commenting on Deadspin. You've arrived.

No. What's most impressive about him in this photo?

This is one sweet link. Thank you very much, sincerely.

Well, what's your middle name?

Cardinals molest kids, you know. Don't tell Peter King.

I agree. Just wish it came from someone more credible. As it is, this is like Celine Dion asking me to buy a Chrysler Pacifica.

So says the Patriots fan.

His columns will be pages shorter when he finds out that the "patriots" actually refers to people who ultimately massacred native Americans.

I myself don't see what the problem is. Informative, and struck a personal chord with me.

I wish you all would read the article, look deep in your hearts, and simply turn the other Cheek.

I will be on Minnetonka later today, in fact, as I have been many times this year.

Based on the history of white presbyterian churches in the South?

Would you pass up nearly four percent of your salary for a superstition?

Oh sure, let's just provide Putin with a handy quick-reference guide for the nuclear strikes.

teasing. all good.

Now I follow you. I thought you were taking personal credit for a song I've always associated with fat, drunk people of European descent, with horrible taste in music, historically involved in losing major conflicts.