I really miss living in a place where a place like Smithfields is considered a fast food joint.

Cheating in this scenario is neither wrong, amoral, inefficient, or inexpensive.

They are 10x helluva lot harder if people insist on using charcoal (lump or briquette? God help me that it's even more nuanced....by admission I am no epicure, but that is because life is too short to thumb one's nose at Kingsford).

Man, I hope they never learn.

Lived in Oklahoma 9 years. Your post is bullshit: no English department at OSU.

Like Duncan, Oklahoma....Minot can get pretty boring.

Outstanding idea.

Or maybe he just realized he was surrounded by horrible racists and was watching a halftime show revisiting the life of George C. Wallace.

Not sure he should be talking too much trash. It's hilarious that Rice scored any points on A&M at all. Back in my days there, we would consider this a win.

"God is dead."

It's a possibility it will hit its limits, for sure. I know he gets possessive about it.

I take it you're a Bills fan. Not because of your detailed invective about the Bills' history. You seem well-informed and speak as a loyal observer of them.

I wish Jesus would stop using burner accounts.

I am sure Joe Flacco would lend a hand. Unfortunately, he has no idea what Tyson is saying.

Goddammit Wii Us are family friendly and simply lack effective marketing! The game pad is brilliant! Have you even played Nintendo land or Skylanders?!?!?!? And Pikmin 3 is like having those little bugs in your fuckin living room!

Yeah, I think it is a savannah cat. Those things can cost upwards of 20k for the really pure strains.

I'm surprised neither coach got snook'd.

Dialogue-based jokes. Cause me crazy pain.

I wish I had four hands...

That Stanford speech?