You know, I don't get why people still feel the need to rationalize why they had sex with the geeky fat girl. I mean yeah, they sure aren't some kind of Fox, but man.

"See, the gang bangers hold their pistols to the side like this. Because think it looks cool. And that is BULLSHIT. BULLSHIT! Hold it straight up, kid. And aim for the HEAD! Why are you crying? Huh? Pussy."

It's so weird to me that there are so many open stations around him. Well, more room for him, I guess!

In all seriousness, when I look back on my life, the best parts always involved me getting women pregnant against their will.

Yes. Bird crash waiting to happen. It's actually a pretty big deal in plains-based Native American cultures (ie, messing with bald eagles). Bald eagle feathers hitting the ground during ceremonies, etc...that's a good way to bring out Raimi-worthy evil spirits. And yes, counting on intelligence from ORU is a bit like…

And that, as one of the pictures suggest, some of them have toupees.

All I can guess is that it must be really hard to bottle. I get this weird Laverne and Shirley image of bottles and bottles of pussy juice being produced in Milwaukee.

" Teagan and Sara sound great and if you enjoy watching Taylor Swift dance in hot pants, you'll like this performance."

"I'm off to do pussy juice with my bros."

"If you look at it closely, you'll find...."

Aaron Hernandez, note they are wearing masks. Learn from this.

So that's why they made Kevin Smith buy that extra seat when he flew Southwest Airlines...

I am sure there are no STDs to be found in the Black Hole.*

I endorse any type of behavior and/or social disease that makes this state less of a parochial outpost of a bunch of Finnish ex-pats staring at each other in uncomfortable, angst ridden silence while their 5 year old aryan poster children play hockey at 4am (ice times, uffdah). Go Love Boat! Go herpes!

They can be easy to miss, given that the average wind speed there is around 937 mph all. Freaking. Year.

Hah! Kluwe, you are a douche. Enjoy wine country prior to your incarceration with the Raiders. Have a glass of merlot on me and pen a letter to a congressmen about pet euthanasia laws in Angola.

Doe Hard

That is outstanding. Sincerely. +1

That place is a red dirt nightmare full of drunk Indians, trashy crackers, and now bored blacks.