Good thing this happened in Duncan, OK!

Awesome +1

“His demeanor was this whole thing was one big joke,” Hicks said. “He thinks it's funny.”

Hah.

You've mounted a compelling argument, deftly straddling the expanse between ambiguity and imposed meaning. I probably better roll of of this one myself, as I've a missionary to see.

Hah. +1 for Thrall reference.

I do not disagree with that logic.

"All I remember is my blind rage at the idiot in front of me making videos of everything... and i mean she was working that phone like she was Orsen Wells at her friends, a bug, the dashboard, the sky...and then wondering if it would make a clever vine video if I got ahold of that phone and threw it at her head as…

If you are ever in a similar situation and you hear a head slap concrete like that...recommend not following up with anything. Unless its a left hook-dial lawyer combo.

"To the uninitiated, it appears to be a swirling mass of big-bodied young men flying about a field, trying to wrestle an odd-shaped ball from a bunch of other muscle-bound men. It is four-hours of yelling and screaming running about in frenzy of color and pageantry."

I'm gonna drop some frogs
Gotta sooner booster in mah pocket
Ah ah I'm cheatin
Lookin for red shirt
This ain't fucking awesome

Lolo Jones.

Wanderlei Silva. Probably one of the most frightening looking guys I have ever seen. Multiple fighting styles. Crazy weird punch form. Pretty sure he was a walk-on in The Lord of the Rings.

They sound like the kinds of lines that merit 50+ "+1s" on deadspin.

The Metrodome. *

Yes. And if it had been Godebo, they would have had sex with the corpse.

Yes. Having lived in Oklahoma many years....it is a pretty boring place. And that's an apt description of Duncan.

I don't know about rubbers. Mostly because of all the abortions that have occurred in that place.

Ritchie would rather not be known for this, though.

Michael I was the last sovereign of the Kingdom of Romania, which existed from 1881 until 1947 when he was forced to abdicate by the Communists. Which makes it kind of presumptuous that he'd put that regnal number after his name.