I'm thinking Liam Neeson would substitute nicely in this case.

Hot dogs and pot stickers? My money is on a dominating performance by Albert Fish. Tell the kids to watch!

(shit)

Yeah, but that's a really lazy way to see things.

I'm surprised his college tutor is still writing papers for him. At least she was smart enough not to include smiley faces or hearts for punctuation marks.

Only Ken Burns can take something awful like epilepsy and use it to make us love baseball even more.

"“Man, it was like intramurals for us. There were guys out there anywhere from 18 to 40-something years old...the games were spread out. We once went six weeks between games.”

Alas, the moment was also closely observed through cameras in The Cardinals in the Kremlin.

Fuck. Segregated swimming pools? Still???

I think a lot of people, myself included, are humane enough (and too chickenshit) to avoid commenting on a nasty and sadistic pedophilia joke.

Hee. You have loyalties to both South Dakota and the Packers? Hopefully you are also Native American. That would make you my personal hero in terms of basic shit you have to tolerate from people on a day today basis.

I agree: it's good to see an attractive woman associated with South Dakota.

The Chinese are really kicking our asses if they can translate and subtitle panda squawks.

Did the most embarassing story regard the shitty job she did as a parent?

That picture also demonstrates why my team's fan base are a complete bunch of elitist, parochial assholes.

Cowboy up, goddammit. Stop being scared. Scared? This is why Vikings fans rationalize our sucking with the very real evidence that you all attach more emotional stability to this team's performance than you do to all the fucking lithium you all are prescribed.

Dick, of course.

It's worth repeating...

...it turns out that "former reality star with a bunch of kids and an unappealing personality" isn't technically a job...

+1. Ice bowl sculpture, GBP wax museum, and driving for the WI DoT. The man has a blessed life.