Yes. In general I am a facetiousnessismist.

+1 Outstanding!

Kirby Puckett's legacy lives on.

Additionally, Senator McCaskill apologized for the food booths selling "Obama on a Stick."

Look for the ones who direct period pieces.

It looks like she's having a ball! I bet she thinks it's very sweet.

Glum

Somewhere tonight, Dane Cook is reading up on the Rwandan Genocide.

I feel bad for the birthday boy. Furious at the parents, too! That kid doesn't know what he is in for at the girl party.

ugh.

What does a dog do as a university ambassador?

If you buy all of the models, Joss Whedon will direct the movie.

In Soviet Russia, shit takes YOU.

The vaunted triangle offense lives on.

Hah! perhaps he was masturbating...TO AMERICA.

I'll watch a dude covertly jack it all day if I don't have to watch a bunch of asshole racists

....or perhaps she is imposing herself in on his masturbation time. Kind of rude!

One in the pink, and two in the stink.

Joking around on ya. i.e., Cuddling after sex? What is this thing you say?