Interestingly enough, both crossword puzzles and sex often feature ORAL and ODOR.

As long as Sapp beat him to death with a camera, Carter would die with enthusiasm. He has never missed many photo ops.

that's a cool story...I am jealous. I remember him from the awesome Late Night appearances when I was a teenager. Funny, funny guy.

Me too. They will be insanely good bass anglers, though the chance of getting a career out of the bass tournament series is equivalent to getting a Tour Card.

You got it, jezebelite! The Deadspin folk just think I am into ejaculating on early Virginians, so to speak.

I bought my 2 young boys sets of golf clubs today; they'd outgrown the Target flavors they had. They're starting their summer golf camp tomorrow. Then haircuts for them. Later, I took my sons to the local muni course to putt and drive while I watched.

You would love DAS KAPITAL!

Except that they're monsters with razor teeth that never, ever sleep, even when they're sunbathing.

So fucking speciest. The would be NYT front page news if it were pandas washing up on shore.

What started out as a well-intentioned reference to The Pixies has turned into a really crippling double entendre. Truth is, I love The Pixies AND masturbating on fundamentalists. Win-win.

Yeah, edited...sorry about that. Was masturbating at the time. Typing with your left hand is almost like someone else is doing it!

I have an intense masturbation regimen which, among other things, spares me from this type of embarrassment.

He is signing an "L" and a "J" in ASL....

The last time a Skoda rolled a tree like that?

Earlier attempts to race bait via Tiger Woods fell flat. They needed to stir a pot, any pot, and appear to have assumed Liddell is no longer capable of administering beat downs.

Pretty sure they stole these shots scene-for-scene from Un Chien Andalou.

Pulling a chair out for Andrea Dworkin is okay. Pulling it out even further, so she hits the ground, is tantamount to rape. *

The crowd couldn't figure out why no Native Americans participated.

Once again, Mumford and Sons has figured out a way to be even more annoying to me.

Being caught fapping, by one's mother, is a seminal event for most boys.