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Given the size of your head, Alex, I'm surprised you haven't been hit by more cars.

Looks like NAMBLA has a new centerfold!

It's Texas. The entire state has specialized in dick moves throughout its history, from douche frat houses all the way up to the Presidency. LBJ did the same thing to Dean Rusk once.

Grain Belt really is great. Even folks up here in Minnesota tend to downplay it...they can enjoy the expensive stuff. Grain Belt is teh shit.