Counterpoint: this is awesome

Exactly. Vacation fling. We’ve all been there.

I love the typo hare to the throne, like I’m now picturing them raising a bunny as their child and insisting everyone act like it’s a real baby. “Umm his name is Saint, have some respect”

when are they gonna roll out the feature that keeps facebook from suggesting my ex-fiance’s new (like, NEW new) wife as “someone i might know”?

let me be clear: i would vote for kanye west over basically anybody

Remember when there was a big to-do because Annie Leibovitz photographed her naked back?

1. Hire a male nanny (and hope your husband isn’t gay).
   

Sadly Richard Gilmore won’t be in it

i believe that melissa mccarthy couldn’t go because she was doing press for Spy? at least this is what i tell myself to fall asleep at night

Yaaaaaaaassss. I’m so here for this new crop of teen and YA black celebs getting all up in their afro-futurist feels and daring to be weird in public. There’s room for that and I am SO EXCITED to see what kind of work they’ll be putting out into the world as they get older.

Thanks for this piece, Natasha. For me it’s my Dad who I had to blacklist. I still get really tired of people who tell me “but but but he’s your Dad”. So what. He was no father. Sometimes being a Dad merely boils down to getting someone pregnant, and I resent being made to feel like I’m in his eternal debt because he…

“When I can’t afford it on my pay, I don’t want people on the taxpayer’s dime to afford those kinds of foods either.”

List of approved items;

Well, who could hold up under such a withering cross-examination as that?

I'm a great Dad, yet I never get invited to orgies. What am I doing wrong?