Shaun of the Dead, but mostly just here to say that sleek bob does wonders for her.

Its Murdaaaaaaaaaa

Joaquin Phoenix as Jesus Christ

Why am I not surprised?

Sounds like the executive produce of Silicon Valley needs to start watching Atlanta.

This is a fucked up comment. There’s no reason to say this.

Is it wrong that I’d give up half my finger to have some chill time on a boat off the coast of Turkey?

Just a guess, but I think the baby is Cotillard’s.

I’ve maintained this since reading the book in high school: Christopher McCandless was a stupid, naive, unprepared dink who thought he could piss in Nature’s face and get away with it. He got lucky a few times, but sooner or later if you don't respect Nature it will kill you dead.

Seriously. I love make up. It doesn't make me less of a feminist.

I would say it’s cool if you think YOUR behavior should change when YOU get pregnant. I’d say it’s less cool if you think MY behavior should change when I get pregnant.

Why wouldn’t it be.

honey, no.

...No. If Philip Roth was allowed to write the same fucking story over and over, about boring, ruthless men on navel-gazing quests for sexual fulfillment — and win prizes for it — and be called one of the greatest writers of his generation — I think we as a culture can afford Beyoncé space to take what is personal to h…

A Becky is a white girl, though.

I feel like Beyonce is being quite direct, not really anything passive about it. She’s putting a personal experience, one that unfortunately is shared by many, in a political context. If that’s over your head it’s one thing, but it seems like if you’re reading a post about it and commenting on it, you give more than a…

For all of those people who will, no doubt, object to this change I have a large stash of $5 and $10 bills that I’m willing to exchange for your new $20 bill.

How painful that you couldn’t be there at the end. But your writing is wonderful. Give yourself some downtime; it takes the pain a long time to lose its sharp edge, but it really never goes away.

It’s a good thing my dog is going to live forever and I won’t have to go through this.