I come from the future to tell you that you will be moderately disappointed.

Really?  I thought this week’s strip was really relatable.  Clueless Hero has always been the one that’s more miss than hit for me, though I feel like it’s a new cartoonist that’s slowly building up their experience.

To be fair, I went back and watched Revenge of the Sith, and most of the Jedi Masters who died were caught completely off-guard. Ahsoka had the benefit of Rex calling the initial troopers off and then a few moments of warning.

In hindsight, some of the Jedi Master’s deaths in RotS make sense, and others just look…

Well, if there was never a body, the past wasn’t *changed*. It just changed how we the audience perceived the event that happened, right?

Dude.  Echo is an Overwatch character.  And, to clarify, not one that has been ported over to HotS.

It’s been five months since the last hero. What we’ve seen is the last dredges of partially completed content doled out slowly after the game was barned.

HotS is in Diablo 3 mode.  The bare minimum to avoid upsetting their base.

I feel like there’s a City-Folk / Country-Folk joke just waiting somewhere in this.

Oh damn, I just realized this was posted under the Compete banner. Dang, that makes it sting even harder.

Man, I am just so sad to see you go. Yours has always been a reliable voice, one that helped me see sides of issues I had never considered. You illuminate serious topics and entertain with frivolous ones. Even though your work had shifted to be more behind the scenes I always looked forward to when you would poke your…

I love how this comment implies that Kotaku is somehow in the pocket of BIG SONY to somehow cover up this whatever issue you’re talking about.

Like Sony is spending money to bribe game journalists instead of spending the time to just fix a minor technical glitch in their game.

I love the Sequel cast. Poe, Finn, & Rey in new movies expanding different corners of the Star Wars universe, then coming together for an Endgame or IW/Endgame Duology would be fantastic.

But you’d need competent writing and a plan.

The actors don’t deserve any of the hate that the sequel trilogy gets though, they all…

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!

I don’t get this comment. She didn’t even have any cleavage showing in the “OK Boomer” TikTok.

Are you saying that she should be wearing a parka so she doesn’t get some mythical ‘unfair’ advantage because she has breasts?

You might be too old to get streamer culture (I almost certainly am) but let’s not denigrate her…

I know Eureka was a pain and a half, but I *did* have a lot of fun just chilling with 143 other random people from my Datacenter all working towards our goals of getting to the end of the grind.

I feel like they could make something a tad less tedious feeling than Eureka but still foster that sense of teamwork and…

We lost our cat of 14 years in January, and just two weeks ago adopted a new adolescent kitty. He’s been a god send during this whole isolation thing.

The picture in the article shows his name as “Saitama”

I feel like cutting out the preceding line of that quote frames it much worse than it actually was.

Mike was stating that which version of a game you’re playing could get confusing, if you’re playing a game that was originally released on Xbox 360, then ported over to Xbox One with improved graphics, and you’re playing…

I’d blame Jason for this, but I think he only cancels games people care about.

So. in the fine Kotaku tradition of counting Gokus....

Obviously Ultra Instinct Goku is a Goku... but does Kefla count as a Goku?  

Star Trek has always played fast and loose with non-scarcity. It’s evident that Earth is a utopia, but not everyone can just roll up with a starship, those have always been a commodity. What was Cassidy Yates doing as a trader if she wasn’t earning a living? Even Starfleet struggles to get more ships together after…