Golden Globes monologue :)

Maybe she's TUI?

How does he make even a simple facepalm into sexy, sexy poetry?

I had a goldfish that lived for 13 years. My parents called me when I was 26 to tell me Fish had died. Later my sister told me they euthanized Fish. Fish was elderly and sickly by that point, but I really didn't need to know he didn't die peacefully in his sleep. At least we had good visits when I was home.

In her defensive, the pets have less time here on Earth to accept their lord and saviour into their little wee hearts.

Yeah, I spent an impressive amount getting a mammary tumour removed from my hamster.

I wasn't mad, I thought it was funny. The writer made a joke, like Tina Fey at the Golden Globes:

We should all go to Aruba with Brendan Fraser.

He's a creep, but I don't know that I'd drop this on a woman in the middle of her second pregnancy. I think if it were me I'd rather put off knowing about it until the stress of 3rd trimester, birth and adjusting to a new family member was done and I'd settled into a new routine. I guess there's never a good time to…

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Plus I might actually go see their movies. Not that I have anything against movies about Youngs clubbing or spying or falling in love or whatnot, but I have no idea who any of them are and Hollywood get off my lawn.

But on a happier note, a bunch of musicians in Toronto have organized an "I believe you" petition to support the women who allege Jian Ghomeshi (former Q host) beat them.

You rock.

The best thing about being over 29 is random dudes don't tell me what size my breasts are anymore. I guess they think I've had time to become familiar with my own body?

Which would be why he picks up non-kinky fans at events, instead of meeting someone through Toronto's BDSM community.

And it doesn't escape my notice he was picking up random fans, who had no experience with BDSM, instead of someone from Toronto's scene, who would know all about consent and safe words ect. A fan at an event has no other connection to his life, is pretty disposable and can be intimidated into STFU.

This. There's no shortage of kink in Toronto. You need a "play" date, you find another kinkster who likes what you like. You don't pick up a random fan who has no experience with BDSM. Not if you're concerned about consent.

I didn't know where or what this building is, so I googled "glass dildo building." Found it!

That is my favourite line in the whole LotR.

Can't stop laughing. Where did she find it?