Plus it does matter to you what happens when you give birth. People suck. I hope your day goes whatever way you want it to.

I work with kids so I kind of tune it out sometimes. Other times I love our conversations. If you're the kid's regular carer, you get into a routine that includes some quiet time. That said, I've recently decided that I'd like to stay child free. I like kids, I just don't really want to parent. I think I'll miss…

As a kid, I used to get beat up pretty regularly because I spoke french (Canada, 80s, separatism.) Sometimes the little sadists would try to make me speak french before they kicked my ass, but I would absolutely refuse. Go Kaley! The little shits of the world get half their fun from seeing you get upset.

Just, nope. I have no interest in either childbirth or horror stories.

I haven't even read the article yet, I just have to say that I loved Mrs. Huxtable as a kid. I wanted to go over to the Huxtable's to play, and if my mom weren't my mom, I'd want Clair Huxtable to my mom.

ooooh, can I get in on this initiation too? All I want is your approval!! Please, please?

Because kids are self-centred at this age, they tend to think that anything bad that happens is their fault. Their self-centric worldview gives them a greater feeling of control over events in their lives, so they are more likely to blame themselves than an adult would. This is true of abused kids, bullied kids and…

Every knows you give a 9-year-old a kalishnikov. Hundreds of thousands of child soldiers can't be wrong.

I'll always be alone in the grey!!!!!

Oh, and I lived in a small place where everyone knows everyone. There's no where to hide. As long as he wanted to find me, no one could've protected me. Eventually I would've needed to finish me degree or, y'know, see my family. I was lucky he didn't stay in touch (never called him again) and I moved after graduation.

How the fuck does one "get out"? I was in an abusive relationship once. He knew where all my classes were, he knew where I lived. I couldn't afford to transfer colleges or move. I broke up with him and he nearly threw me down a flight of stairs. It ended 6 months later when he decided to date someone else. I was so…

Finally, a frat I could rush.

An ectopic pregnancy can be ended with a medical abortion (medication) but if you end up at a american Catholic hospital, it will be considered an abortion, the only treatment officially allowed is the removal of the section of the fallopian tube, and depending on how "pro-life" and religious the hospital, you might…

While miscarriage isn't the same as the death of a child, I'm still grieving my miscarriage from two years ago. People react differently to losing a pregnancy. Right afterwards, I felt fine, but then I've had waves of deep grief. It has sucked.

Hey, do you still feel where you had the spinal tap? I'm asking because someone at work said she didn't have epidurals because many of her friends said they could feel where they had the needle put in years later. They had their children in the 80s, so maybe epidurals have changed, but is this a thing?

BROOKLYN BECKHAM IS OLD ENOUGH TO DATE!!!! I'M SO OLD!!!!!!

First off, no one should use the word "coed" unless they're writing to Playboy circa 1973. Also if he can't beat rape or harassment charges, he must be a shitty lawyer.

If there were women of other shapes or sizes shakin' it in this video, I'd agree with you, but they conform to what straight men would find attractive. So Women of Colour, take it all off, as long you don't kill anyone's boner. Although, love the banana tossing. (pun!)

If the porn is a photograph of children being abused, yes. If it's a drawing or a story, and no children were involved at all, no. If it's a casual photo that didn't involve any abuse, it makes me uncomfortable, but also no kids were harmed.

This. Thank you.