Ted Cruz: Duck Hunt is, at least, phonetically accurate.

Not to be a huge downer (which means I’m about to be a downer) but I’m glad they don’t mention what the rumor was.

What a downgrade in graphics!

“I made a joke about dating, and then AMY made a joke about dating!! THEN I made a joke about boobs, and of course Amy went and made a boob-joke too! Then I did this whole bit where it would be surprising that I was being crass because I am a girl, you know? Guess what! AMY went and did that too! And Amy NEVER steals…

I keep saying that True Detective season one was successful DESPITE the writing, not because of it.

HOT TAKE

I actually like hearing about people’s style because to me that is the point of a red carpet. Trying to have deep and in-depth conversations with an actor who is entering an awards show/event with 1,000s of other people in one small area makes little sense to me.

That’s it. I’m getting some beers and finishing this game tonight.
(Read: I’m gonna log on, attempt to reach a waypoint and get massively side tracked and never finish)

The cops wasted several hours questioning the band Naked Raygun on a tip proven to be false

Is it weird I read articles about games I will never play?

Eh. British period drama so I’ll watch it.

But an overwhelming fuckton of offenders are men.

Are you more concerned about the actual event or its geopolitical implications?

It feels like this is one of those things where you make people think you’re taking a photo, but then take a video.

Listen, the very notion that they’re genuinely “doing” anything is flattering to them. If they were serious about some sort of insurrection against government, they could—would—have picked virtually any other building in North America to start it. They don’t want a fight. They want to get interviewed on Fox News.

I know small batch breweries are all the rage these days but this is taking it a bit too far.

I had working parents and was an active kid, back in olden times before cell phones existed. And I turned out ok, and so did my friends. The “neccesity’ of cell phones is totally fake, created by Steve Jobs so you would make him a zillionaire. Like, what would happen if we did not have cell phones? We would all be…

I...fully support a kid not getting an iPhone till after they’re 15

Dear terrible parents, If you have babies and don’t want them, please contact me. I have space for three and every intention of changing diapers, feeding regularly, and generally giving a crap.