There was a Daily Show piece, years ago, where a correspondent tried to get a state senator who kept introducing draconian anti-abortion legislation to support an “every sperm is sacred” bill. He was horrified, and went on and on about bodily autonomy and small government and how evil and perverse it would be for the…

Not sure what working at a fancier location in this case has to do with pay. So no. Nice try though, you won’t be getting a raise.

I love how liberals flip out over a conservative african american.

Because you had these figures doesn’t mean they were not 1) hard to find for other people 2) disproportionately under-represented compared to the versions of other (male) characters.

The dead end was frustrating, because, as a fat feminist, I was hungry to find out who the original poster could be so I could then eat them.

Maybe she backed something else up 😮

The check cleared.

I have a strong feeling that Kinja is going to cause many deaths at some point in its existence. It’s probably Skynet and we don’t even know it; god help us if it ever becomes self-aware.

Not surprised at all that CNN didn’t take her off the desk for the rest of the day just because her brain stopped working for a bit. Otherwise they’d have to fire Don Lemon.

“but did whoever swapped it out have to draw a dick and balls on it?”

Oh, FFS, just watch the damn thing. Seriously. The people at the clinics all go around talking about their celebrity clients, how they manipulate patient charts, how to beat tests, the whole nine yards. They do this on a camera, the picture and audio is as clear as day.

I loved all of that except Piper’s parts. Even when she’s only part of the crew for 2 seconds-it's 2 seconds too long.

New kinja burner handle: Cindy DuPre, Loan Officer

Oh god, the autoplay! All three at once? I thought we were friends?!

The movie Idiocracy was a prophecy not a comedy unfortunately.

Fortunately for all of you, I’m only allowed to use pictures I have the rights to, which means you’re stuck looking at my friends instead of yours.

Your essay makes me uncomfortable. I honestly don't know how to help or be an ally. I work with kids in the family court system, either through abuse/neglect or juvenile delinquency/incorrigability. I want to fight for these kids, the majority of whom are POC. How do we do that without becoming a "good white person"?…