“She’s a lying, manipulative, unethical person.”

Actors are such fucking babies. Comedians, generally, are not.

Insulting somebody’s looks or weight problem or similar isn’t “punching up”, you moron. Also, your idiotic comment implies that men are superior to women because if you make a lame joke at the expense of a woman it’s “punching down”, but it’s “punching up” if you insult a man.

Wrong. According to our politically correct overlords, only white people can be racist, you fucking honky.

I was once robbed by an Oriental Gypsy.

Unless they’re Alfredo.

Witcher III is one of my favorite games of all time. It just never gets old. That being said, I have skipped almost all the Gwent quests. I don’t get the appeal. Can somebody explain the game to me?

So it’s not the OASIS? Dammit.

Consider this the last word.

Plus the cocaine there is excellent.

She is officially my new favorite person in the whole world.

Oh! Didn’t know that! Thanks for the info!

Um... $0.

Divorce his pathetic ass. A grown-man playing Pokemon Go should go back where he belongs...to his mom’s basement.

It’s not only cheesy, it’s a totally fake thing. Maybe 50 years ago, but now? No, it’s fucking bullshit.

Huh? All but two of my bosses and every single CEO I’ve ever worked under has been a woman. They all mostly rocked. Stop acting like the victim, you fucking slacker.

Kesha takes too many pills.

Top secret insider fact: EVERY piece of keyart is a fucking body double. The photo editors just head strip the celeb’s face onto a body that’s making the right pose. It has nothing to do with vanity or trying to fool anybody. It’s literally more convenient to do it that way because the celeb’s time is worth $$$$ so…

Oh, come on. You do know. You would photoshop the shit out of every single one. And when the paparazzi took a shitty one and threw it up on the front page of Daily Mail, you’d throw a fucking tantrum.

Shhhhhh! People like to be offended about everything even when it’s nothing.