Cockadoodoo
Cockadoodoo
Cockadoodoo

Maybe, but I don’t think it’s particularly appropriate to directly insult the appearance of anyone who is just trying to promote their movie. It’s shitty either way, and he did nothing to deserve it.

Italians aren’t white. They’re 100% red sauce.

Commentator, in crisp English accent: Folks at home may be asking themselves, “How will he finish?” And, well, Depends.

And now he’s going to be disqualified for having the runs.

I have the same gait when I have to poop.

Meanwhile, on the other side of the pool...

Yes. I’m sick of the undercurrent of “oh poor backwards third world country” we’re-so-much-better of the American Olympics coverage. It’s ugly.

Heck yeah. So much so, that they’re only allowed to do it until the black marks on the floating lanes.

There's an ad between EVERY COMMENT on mobile. Get it the fuck together.

It might be equally unlikely that he would have been president without her. They support each other’s ambitions and like most couples, drive each other’s destinies.

Does this remind anyone else of the pictures of Bill Clinton that graced newspaper front pages under the headlines announcing the country’s first woman presidential nominee by a major party?

And Iran

This is good advice. But it is hard to follow. Especially since I love drinks 3 and 4 most of all.

There’s a strong intersection between the type of dude who wants a brown turbo diesel manual wagon, and the type of dude who would fly 5000 miles on a whim to see a woman he’s only texted.

*comes back to life*

Seriously. I start my day at 7:15 and have to drive a lot to get to work. I am in bed by 10 and up by 6. I need my damn sleep. And now that I’m pregnant, the idea of someone wasting their good sleep like that makes me want to punch people. I’m like, “I WISH I COULD SLEEP WITHOUT SOMEONE KICKING ME.” And I’m in my 20s.

He’s either cheating on her or he’s actually playing Pokémon Go until 5 a.m.

Am I the only one who thought the “glass ceiling” was cheesy? I teared up - but I still thought it was cheesy. Answering my own question: It’s political theater Sybann!!

I’m going to say yes-in that it’s a narcotic. And drinking to excess isn’t advisable while breastfeeding either. People drinking responsibly are able to control their milk supply/safety but if someone was binge drinking on a regular basis while breast feeding-it would also be considered abusive and wildly