Tip #11 was the best. My balls really do look bigger!

Love that guy. He’s ‘mazin.

Best post ever.

Pull your pants up.

Nobody deserves her. She is a goddess and too good for this world.

When Blizzard wins this lawsuit, it’s gonna be great for my ATVI position.

I actually think sales will increase.

Having one giant command center to control everything seems so archaic. These guys are idiots.

They’re French. What did you expect?

Really? You’re mad at blonde people now?

I’d hit it.

I read somewhere that coffee is good for your pancreas. It’s probably not, but I read it on the internet, so I choose to believe it’s true.

How is gender a “false construct”? It’s literally a scientific fact.

...if she had been at home, she probably absolutely, most definitely would have checked on him because when you’re a new mom you pretty much can’t help yourself.

Yup. Having your healthcare tied to your job is absolutely the dumbest system in the world we’ve accidentally found ourselves with.

Maybe don’t be a dick on this one.

Will you send me one? Please? Please? Please? Please?

Nah, you were probably always cute. You just finally realized it. ;-)

Don’t worry, the zombies will be in the next mod.

Fired.