It’s obvious that everybody in advertising was high on cocaine in the 80s.

What about crows?

So gross.

Aw! That’s a bummer. I had the opposite experience with this song. It will always hold a warm place in my heart because it’s the song my mom used to sing to me when she was rocking me to sleep.

Aw, man! I feel your pain. I have a bunch of Avalon Hill titles from back in the 80s and 90s (Squad Leader, Midway, 3rd Reich, Robin Hood, etc) in a box in my closet. Cannot find anybody who will play with me. Nor do I have the time now anyway with kids and whatnot. I should probably sell them, but they’re not worth…

I was under the impression that ISIS basically is Al Qaeda. It’s like the angry splinter group of what’s left of Al Qaeda. Like when the Lutherans broke away from the Catholics (or something like that, whatever. I have no idea).

I’m sure Uber is offering “surge pricing”.

This sounds like it would be awful, but I suspect it’s actually delicious.

Well, as the father of a 2-year old daugher who I want to become a Star Wars fan with me, that is a problem. Goddammit, LucasArts. Hopefully, Disney will fix this.

Huh? When I was a kid I had two different Princess Leah action figures. One was her in the white dress with the cinnamon bun hair and the other one was her dressed in a rebel soldier outfit complete with blaster.

Oof. Yep.

I like it. It means they don’t know what the fuck they’re doing and I’m going to take them to the cleaners.

Oh, let the poor old sod die in peace. He’s just a little old man.

It’s nice to hear that somebody got something other than herpes from a Tinder date.

Never, ever, ever get plastic surgery unless it’s to fix something that was smashed in a car accident or some other legitimate health related issue. There is no going back and those surgeries are MAJOR.

Or her breath for booze and weed smells.

Makes sense. Everything is moving toward mobile gaming now.

I suppose she probably would have also sued if they made her go out on patrol and she got into a physical altercation and miscarried.

A lot of teachers I know hate the idea of Pre-K (or TK) because it’s making class sizes too big and the little kids are holding back the progress of the class as a whole. Most of these kids aren’t ready to be in a formal classroom setting yet. School is not supposed to be “free baby-sitting”. It’s a learning…

Pupils aren’t kosher.