So, for all intents and purposes, exactly the fucking same.

Not that it’s any of my business, but since you have some savings, the best ROI you can get is to pay off that credit card immediately.

I spent a lot of years wandering around Los Angeles finding secret shortcuts. Then this goddamned app showed up and spilled the beans. Now all of of my old secret routes are congested with jerks who, 3 years ago, would have been too terrified to get off the freeway.

Maybe his real name is “Ken”.

That’s awesome. The world needs more of that shit, not less.

@wizkhalifa

Because she’s an asshole?

Wow. And she wonders why she got smacked.

What the hell is wrong with people? Eating pussy is one of my favorite things in the world. Nobody’s ever ejaculated in my eyes, but if they did I’d probably come all over myself.

Pretty awesome visuals and the acting was good. Great editing and music too! I wish the story was clearer, though. As a random viewer who doesn’t know the lore of this game, I was very confused.

She’s extremely talented. You’d never expect that voice to come out of such a small person.

Whatever happened to popping down to the bar and meeting a few people? Hell, even church works, if you’re not into bars.

“That is slippery” (slightly concerned look)

I just wish she was prettier.

He’s not going to say “love” to you because he’s prettier than you are and he knows it.

Oof. That gave me an instant stress migraine. Well done.

1. Minnesotan

Oh, fuck right off.

It’s an egg dropping, numb nuts.

Don’t peak too soon, you little bastards!