You too?! Mine was curried chicken salad.

Yay! Can’t wait to get into the expansion. I’ve got a lot more work to do in the main game first, though.

Assholes like that disrupt the learning environment for other students. They shouldn’t even be allowed to come into class.

Goddammit. You just make this cynical old bastard tear up in the office. Now I have to close my office door and gather myself.

So, she’s the adorable auntie version of that other fraud Dr. Phil?

You can just quit any time, right?

I would bet zero dollars.

$100k per victim? Seriously? Fuck you Jared. They should each get $1.4 million. Hell, they should liquidate everything you own and divide it among the victims to do with as they please.

Kanye stole that from him actually.

Why are you blatantly lying in the comments? It makes your entire article feel like bullshit.

That’s the worst possible Photoshop job ever done. It’s very obvious.

“People will walk in, get the beating of their lives, and never come back.”

People have to remember that the reason they thought Star Wars was good is because they were, like, 8 years old when they saw it.

I wonder what her breath smells like.

I feel like their video could have had more production value.

It flied!

Yep. I was taught to “stay ahead of traffic” if possible. That means sometimes having to pass. It’s safer to pass and quickly get ahead of a few cars and simultaneously getting yourself noticed than to meekly sit in traffic and be invisible.

Perhaps slightly less illegal than attempted fucking murder.

You’re an idiot.

Wanna join the Mile High Club? Fly private.