I was under the impression that ISIS basically is Al Qaeda. It’s like the angry splinter group of what’s left of Al Qaeda. Like when the Lutherans broke away from the Catholics (or something like that, whatever. I have no idea).

I’m sure Uber is offering “surge pricing”.

This sounds like it would be awful, but I suspect it’s actually delicious.

Well, as the father of a 2-year old daugher who I want to become a Star Wars fan with me, that is a problem. Goddammit, LucasArts. Hopefully, Disney will fix this.

Huh? When I was a kid I had two different Princess Leah action figures. One was her in the white dress with the cinnamon bun hair and the other one was her dressed in a rebel soldier outfit complete with blaster.

Oof. Yep.

I like it. It means they don’t know what the fuck they’re doing and I’m going to take them to the cleaners.

Oh, let the poor old sod die in peace. He’s just a little old man.

It’s nice to hear that somebody got something other than herpes from a Tinder date.

Never, ever, ever get plastic surgery unless it’s to fix something that was smashed in a car accident or some other legitimate health related issue. There is no going back and those surgeries are MAJOR.

Or her breath for booze and weed smells.

Makes sense. Everything is moving toward mobile gaming now.

I suppose she probably would have also sued if they made her go out on patrol and she got into a physical altercation and miscarried.

A lot of teachers I know hate the idea of Pre-K (or TK) because it’s making class sizes too big and the little kids are holding back the progress of the class as a whole. Most of these kids aren’t ready to be in a formal classroom setting yet. School is not supposed to be “free baby-sitting”. It’s a learning…

Pupils aren’t kosher.

So, for all intents and purposes, exactly the fucking same.

Not that it’s any of my business, but since you have some savings, the best ROI you can get is to pay off that credit card immediately.

I spent a lot of years wandering around Los Angeles finding secret shortcuts. Then this goddamned app showed up and spilled the beans. Now all of of my old secret routes are congested with jerks who, 3 years ago, would have been too terrified to get off the freeway.

Maybe his real name is “Ken”.

That’s awesome. The world needs more of that shit, not less.