Cockadoodoo
Cockadoodoo
Cockadoodoo

Because she’s an asshole?

Wow. And she wonders why she got smacked.

What the hell is wrong with people? Eating pussy is one of my favorite things in the world. Nobody’s ever ejaculated in my eyes, but if they did I’d probably come all over myself.

Pretty awesome visuals and the acting was good. Great editing and music too! I wish the story was clearer, though. As a random viewer who doesn’t know the lore of this game, I was very confused.

She’s extremely talented. You’d never expect that voice to come out of such a small person.

Whatever happened to popping down to the bar and meeting a few people? Hell, even church works, if you’re not into bars.

“That is slippery” (slightly concerned look)

I just wish she was prettier.

He’s not going to say “love” to you because he’s prettier than you are and he knows it.

Oof. That gave me an instant stress migraine. Well done.

1. Minnesotan

Oh, fuck right off.

It’s an egg dropping, numb nuts.

Don’t peak too soon, you little bastards!

You too?! Mine was curried chicken salad.

Yay! Can’t wait to get into the expansion. I’ve got a lot more work to do in the main game first, though.

Assholes like that disrupt the learning environment for other students. They shouldn’t even be allowed to come into class.

Goddammit. You just make this cynical old bastard tear up in the office. Now I have to close my office door and gather myself.

So, she’s the adorable auntie version of that other fraud Dr. Phil?