So you’re mad that she has really good legal counsel?

Bernie Sanders was cool before it was cool.

I use one of these to make awesome cartoon character pancakes for my daughter.

“If Kobe was his friend...Kobe, like, owns the team. He could’ve got the man back on the team...that’s all he wanted.”

Why do all Christian bands always sound flat and off-key? Is it because all the good producers are heathen?

Did you know you could have gotten your money back?

People like you suck all the fun out of these games and make it a fucking chore to. Glad I never played WoW with a killjoy like you.

“Self-absorbed Bridezilla Whines While Family Dies”

He was able to find an ugly woman, though. So there is hope for some.

If they need $700k to finish the game, they should raise capital through investors, not go around looking for handouts. When are people going to learn that giving away your money for a product before it’s even made is a stupid idea?

Middle aged men?! No. Teenage girls, more like.

Something smells of burning. OH! Nevermind, it’s just the douche pie.

Well, that explains why she’s so fat and disgusting now. I just though she’d let herself go.

“I never saw that guy again, and I have no friggin’ clue what was so special about that small pile of food.”

Find a new “cut and paste”.

Don’t be a fucking racist.

As they should. I neeeed my fucking breakfast burrito, man!!

Hmm. On one hand he ejaculated once. On the other hand, he probably was holding a beer.

Are they hiring bored middle-managers who have a $3.5 million salary requirement? If so, I’m in.

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