Because, dummy. When a flashy slogan on a slick package says “Gluten Free”, they don’t mean there isn’t any gluten in the product. They mean “This Gluten is Free”.

I feel like everybody should probably just stop being terrified of historical relics.

Opinions are like assholes. Everybody has one and most of them stink.

True. I still think it’s really dumb to expect to be “wowed” the same way you were when you were a little kid seeing Star Wars for the 1st time and then being mad about it.

That is a very astute point.

Seriously. Couldn’t agree more. These “fans” of Star Wars that are so up in arms about the prequels really irk me. “Oh no! The new Star Wars movies don’t give me a sense of wonder and awe like I had when I was 8! I hate them!”

You only think you’re prepared for the baby. Just you wait! It’s worse than 1000 hells.

He’s a used car salesman in real life.

“How will we stay in beeeeeeeezznisssssssssssssssss?”

Haha! I used to do that too! Now I live in California, though so I don’t get weird looks from saying “soda” anymore.

What’s funny about your comment is that the person who did that would definitely pronounce McDonalds as MACDonalds.

I kind of like that Surf and Turf guy. I bet he’s fun to hang out with.

Thank you! That was driving me crazy.

She’s fucking hot. Embrace it.

Awesome video! Too bad more runway shows weren’t this fucking cool. Love those gold shoes and jacket toward the end.

Me too! Plus, I never realized I had the hots for her until recently.

Are you thinking of the Sparrow? This was something that some idiot tried to get people to buy back in 1999/2000 during the first tech bubble in San Francisco.

This collection is really beautiful and luxurious. Bravo!

Who knew train nerds were so fucking rich? Not I.

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