Wasn’t this dickhole supposed to leave the country? Why is he still around?

This collection is delicious. Love, love, love.

COCAINE, bitches!

You just need to soak them. Usually overnight.

Hell yes, there are. Glad I could help!! :-)

Really? It would really turn me on to see your girl watching porn and masturbating.

This guy has way too much time on his hands.

I was at a wedding once and an In & Out truck showed up about 2 hours into the reception. Fuck yes.

Not likely. Peg Yorkin might, though.

Greek wine? No.

“We left an extra large tip because screw that guy and his pot pie.”

That Barbie definitely smells like weed.

It’s funny. I’ve always called everybody “sir” or “ma’am”. Even people who are younger than me. Never thought much about it.

You’re 27! What the hell do you know about it, you old crone!

Why’s it gotta be “white dudes’” tears?

Nailed it.

I’ve injured my pride a few dozen times. Does that count?

I sure as hell would have had an autopsy done. What the hell?

This is Gawker. That’s the whole point.

This guy sounds like a dipshit.