I say go for it. You only live twice.

She needs to get that thing looked at.

You’re boring.

Jesus. He forgot the mustard and mayo. Fucking amateur.

And then bring it up a year or so later so they know you knew.

Ah, who cares? They weren’t going to win anyway.

Trust me. He would if he could.

Jesus, you’re so right. I had to turn the fucking sound off on Sunday. I couldn’t take it. He is the worst.

I’ve been pondering the idea of giving up booze. You’ve nudged me another tick toward that decision.

Pete Davidson is a goddamned national hero, btw. But you all probably knew that.

He’s lying around on his huge piles of money.

She’s WAY better looking than he is. End of story, comb-over.

The terrorists have won.

I feel like her husband is kind of an asshole. Sometimes you don’t have to be brutally honest.

Jesus he sucks. He puts on a good show, though. Maybe he finally found his calling: Art directing real designer’s runway shows.

I used to play with toys when I was kid too, but then I grew the fuck up.

Maybe he meant one of the 10 Commandments that Moses the Wizard got from the fiery talking bush? But that’s Exodus, not Proverbs, ya dummy.

Agreed. Yelp is the worst. Complete and utter bullshit.

Fuck America? No. Fuck you, you 3rd world turd. I pray for the day when your own people finally rise up, cut your fucking head off and parade it through the streets. Maybe they’ll drag it around from the back of a LaFerrari. Wouldn’t that be poetic?

Those are nice cars. Too bad the fucktard driving them doesn’t understand how a transmission works.