No. It’s not the drinking. She’s fucking hot and funny. Did I mention she’s also hot? Oh, I did? Well, she’s hot.

All of a sudden I have so sympathy for the SF fan who got his ass kicked at the Dodger game a few years ago.

Is there something in the water? Do we have lead pipes or something? I feel like I’m watching the fall of the Roman Empire from the inside. The fucking insanity and level of stupidity in this country is truly astounding.

Nobody says that. That’s stupid.

That pic is really sexy. I wish the fake boob thing would go away.

Ok, racist. Calm down.

It’s important to understand that when disagreeing with a person of color, a white person just needs to be quiet and know their place. Their opinion doesn’t matter. The more white people learn this, the happier they’ll be.

Really? You dig that? Me too. It’s so avant garde.

Nope.

Finally! A cosplay story that’s intersting. Thank you!

Kelly Osborne is the dumbest person on earth. I wish she’d fall off a cliff or something.

Sounds like my father-in-law. Do you know my father-in-law?

COCAINE!!

It’s called “FALLING BLOCKS SKOOTCHY”, you fucking peasant.

This is the best goddamned thing I’ve read here in a long time. Bravo.

Ok, fatty.

We drink a lot in my office, so it’s not that hard to make work friends. We also work looooooong hours sometimes, so I think we all bond over the shared struggle.

Easy. Ask her to join you on Kinja. Duh.

Everybody needs to stop imposing their own personal beliefs on those around them.

She is an asshole. She’s also an idiot.