I love that Sonic one. Hilarious.

...rewound.

“There’s something about their teeth, or their eyes, or their tails—god, the tails—that just seems to freak people out.”

I would pay to see a reboot of the Rambo series set in modern times...as long as it didn’t have Sylvester fucking Stallone in it (he can have a cameo).

You don’t have to see it. You can literally just ignore it.

Goes to show what a well-crafted trailer can do.

I hope you’re kidding. I hate him even more now.

She’s smart enough to know how much she doesn’t know. And how utterly stupid it is to get opinions on international political issues from a person who’s job it is to look pretty and recite words somebody else thought out and wrote. I’d say she’s smarter than most.

That’s bullshit, man!! The internet was made for idiots and morons!

Gross.

SO overrated. And overpriced too. Since when should a shitty, not very good “fusion cheese steak” cost $14?

So, he goes back to being a used car salesman and she continues to run her business empire. Smart move, Disick.

More like, “he said, the video said”. Fuck him.

I think it’s more of a big, ol’ fat redneck thing, rather than a hipster thing.

Yeah! I don’t smoke it, but I dismember it before cooking and braise the dark meat with root veggies, Wild Turkey, and stock in super low heat for about 4 hours. Throw the breasts in for the last 30 minutes and they’re perfectly juicy. The best part is that there is now an open bottle of Wild Turkey that isn’t gonna…

Hellz yeah!

As long as you can keep the temp consistent, you should be cool. I’ve done many excellent briskets and babyback ribs in my Weber. It works great.

The best part of smoking a brisket is that it takes 1,000,000,000 hours to cook which leaves tons of time for beer and whiskey drinking.

That’s a great ass. Good eye, Sam.

Why would a normal, well-adjusted boy get “excited” over seeing an ankle? Seriously, what the fuck are you talking about?