Nope. Not even one bit. You’re a fucking idiot.

That smile seemed more sympathetic than anything. I thought she was great.

Haven’t you ever gone to recess?

I think you missed the point.

I smell a PR stunt.

She’s a fucking prop, not the brains behind anything. She’s definitely not a feminist.

Love it.

Yeah. It’s obviously about the number 21. Those jockey statues are not racist. They’re depictions of actual, famous jockeys.

Are they gonna hit XXI Forever next?

WTF? Those are depictions of actual famous jockeys. You know...the little men who ride horses and race around a track. Get a grip. Not everything is a fucking racist statement.

Really? That surprises me. I’d have thought that most planes transmit some sort of ID frequency or something that the computer could identify. Also, aren’t most “fighters” going to be remotely controlled in the future?

We already have the “F1” version of this. It’s called MotoGP.

This is way more dangerous that Mt. Everest.

Oh, fuck off, you giant cry-baby.

Yeah. I was gonna say much the same thing. “Irony” is a bit too complicated of a concept for these people.

My parent pants are assless chaps.

Growing up, I always thought we were pretty well-off. Now that I’m an adult and make my own money, I realize that my parents were poor as shit and I’ll be taking care of them for the rest of their lives because they are so bad with money and didn’t plan for their retirement.

Beat me to it. Nice work.

Have you ever tried to work on an autistic computer? It’s maddening.

...or gluten.