Ah! You beat me to it! Haha!

Please....somebody help..........

Goddammit, I wish I had two awesome gay dads.

First of all, where the hell did you find a $30,000 house! Secondly, I’d like to expand your theory to say that even if you live in a $900,000 house you don’t need a new $40,000 car every 3 years.

That’s the difference between old and new money. New money tends to get obsessed with the trappings of wealth. Whereas old money tends to (not always, obviously) be more interested in keeping a low profile.

Hilarious. Seemed like part of the act, though.

Not really trolling. Just joking around. People sure are sensitive, though. Sheesh.

I 100% agree with you. I’m basically looking for a new Skyrim that has better visuals. I want good story, texture, and rich environments and I don’t want to spend my time fumbling around mashing buttons during combat.

You seem angry.

So what? I like hearing about cool new shit that's on it's way. Lighten up.

So much perfection in this quote.

Season 1 was excellent. Last season was meh.

Thank god for Crazy Eyes or that show would suck.

I appreciate your frustration with the whole situation, but it sounds like the guy was just trying to empathize with you. Perhaps he was misguided, but his intentions were probably in the right place.

To be fair, it was more of a "waddle". That lazy cop could have easily chased him down, but felt like having his gun do his running for him.

HEY! That uppity ni**er's not wearing a seat belt! Eat lead, motherfucker!

That’s 3 words. ;-P

Dr. Salim!

YAY! I am literally on my way to the store after work to buy a PS4. You are my hero for making this list (although I kind of already knew I was going to get these games).

Show some respect. The full title was "On Dressing Up: Life and Times of a Renaissance Twink".