You clearly haven't read my book.

Why would you think that? I used to love playing D&D, Traveller, MORP, etc. when I was a kid. We even played Toons (which was awesome fun, btw) Now I prefer to get my fix via video games like Skyrim and Dark Souls.

You're comparing these fanboys/girls to actual trained actors? Got it. I think I see the disconnect now.

That's true. They probably communicated how annoying his stupid blog was and he got all pissy about it.

I had a fun honeymoon. The only horror story was the bill when were done.

Holy jesus..............

Bullshit. I don't need to embrace, accept and celebrate anybody. I don't need anybody else to embrace, accept, or celebrate me either. Get over yourself and go live your life. Stop worrying about what people think. Because trust me, they don't give a shit about the precious little sparkling diamond that is you.

Only if they're over 18 and have great tits.

I know, I know. I'm just busting balls. It was a slow day at work the other day when I posted that.

Nope. You can be and do whatever the hell you want. I honestly don't care. But nobody wants to know all about your most private shit. If you think they do, then you're an arrogant, self-absorbed, pretentious asshole

Ugh. Seriously. Nobody wants to know anyway. Least of all, your parents. Why can't people just shut the fuck about stuff? All this over-sharing nonsense is getting old.

No. All of my hobbies are extremely useful and meaningful.

Indeed. I'm loving all these hilarious comments I'm getting. People are so upset that somebody might not "get" why a grown-ass adult wants to play dress-up. They're really offended. Which makes it even more fun to tease them, btw.

The rudest, most awful TSA agents are those in small towns. No question. The big city TSA peeps are all business and no bullshit. I’ve never had a problem with big city TSA agent, but I’ve been hassled more than once by small-town TSA officers with a chip on their shoulder.

People love to complain about LAX, but I’ve never had a bad experience there. The parking situation is easy and the layout makes it easy to zip in and out in a few minutes. Given the amount of air traffic that flows in and out there everyday, I’m always shocked at how smooth everything runs. Not sure why all the hate.

Exactly. They made it up because deep down they know they should be embarrassed.

I clicked on the link because that redhead has a nice ass. Duh.

You're the first person who's responded to my comment with any intelligence, wit or humor. Thank you. Faith in humanity is back.

I'm not attacking anybody. Just pointing out how sad they are.

Do they not have copy editors at Jez? I see all kinds of annoying and simple mistakes like this.