Why the hell are you still wasting your time on Facebook? Isn’t that shit for moms to post baby pictures now?

Amanda Benson sounds like a pussy.

That sounds great! We used to drink “pickebacks” when I was in college. A shot of whisky followed by a shot of picklejuice. Also quite delicious.

It’s just ONE reason actually.

“...and later rolling my eyes as we walk away.”

Nnnneeeeever gonna happen.

For the record, day old meatloaf is delicious!

I used to dress up like my favorite characters when I was a kid too. But then I grew the fuck up.

I know I'm an old, but when did we start calling "playing dress up" "cosplay"?

I'm adjusting them UP!

She just needs to lose 15 lbs and she can be in movies again.

Who says they need to be mutually exclusive?

The best umbrella is a hat.

The best umbrella is a hat.

"Often I depended on caffeine to get through a double shift (two 5 hour shifts with a 1 hour break in the middle)"

Ugh. Kurt Sutter......

I told my wife about my ex-wife on our wedding night. Seemed like a good idea at the time...

By "drink" you mean "shot of tequila" right? RIGHT?!!

This.

Is that per year or for 4 years? I just looked up my school and when I graduated it was about $36,000 for 4 years. Now it's about $60,000. That works out to around $15,000 per year.

Peter Dinklage