Do you prefer the word "panties" or "underwear"? Or even "underpants"?

Don't sell yourself short.

Oh my God! A sane person! Thank you for that comment. It is a breath of fresh air. People nowadays love to over-complicate everything.

Thanks for the update, Capt. Obvious! :-P

I know! It's too bad Spielberg and Co. don't have any money or influence. There's no way they will ever be able to make this happen!

What's the old saying? Oh yeah. "Write what you know."

Nobody ever said you had to be a genius to be a footie fan.

You sound like a passive aggressive shitbag.

I used to go to a snooty little cocktail bar around the corner from my office. I had become friendly with the bartenders since I was pretty much a regular. So one day one of the bartenders and I were talking about all the different bourbons and ryes they had and she recommended I try an "American Trilogy". This is a…

They don't look cool. They look retarded

Clean up your fucking trash. And any decent cook understands that you clean up your shit as you go. You never leave a mess.

Or better yet, just move the decimal over one digit (10 percent) and double it. For instance on a bill that's $32.25, the tip would be $6.50. ($3.23 times 2)

Ha! Nice.

Seriously. Men (boys?) today are a fucking embarrassment.

Christ, it's like you fucking dweebs have never see bewbs before. Stick your little bonerette back in your shorts and get a life.

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$50,000ish

You're right. Contract killing might be another option.

That poor bastard sounds like he married my ex-wife. Good luck with that, pal!

Aw! I can slightly relate to the kid buying the Pokemon game.