How is this even an issue? The toilet paper goes outside the roll, not up against the wall where you can't grab it.

Juliette Lewis is fucking haute.

Did you read the article? Let me summarize: "It's not about you. Your personal issues with getting your obnoxious spawn to school doesn't matter to the company."

Run out of tampons?

I love all these stories. Except the "egging the car" one. Don't fuck with anybody's car. It's not cool and it's not original.

Nobody ever said you had to be a genius to be an illiterate, brainwashed fuckball.

...unless she doesn't.

Because nerds are idiots. Duh.

Mr. Rogers creeped me the fuck out when I was a kid. I would cry whenever he came on the TV.

She's a delicious dandelion!

Good point.

Store bought clothes are actually cheaper. WAY cheaper if you figure in for what your time is worth.

You mean Kurt Loder? The VOICE OF A GENERATION?!

Ah! Dammit! I just made almost the same exact comment! Haha!

You mean like when you buy a sandwich?

Why won't he be prosecuted?

Whitney looked better before.

It can only go downhill from here IF, on prom night, she doesn't let him get it in....the butt.

Yes. Although, nowadays we've dumbed our kids down so much that maybe it's less than it used to be.

Teenage boys are idiots.