That chicken balls story is fucking gross.

"Please follow us". Seriously? Just call her back, jackass. Apparently, you have her number.

And shoved some chick hard when he muscled past her to get to the stage. What a fucking dick.

Cosplay gear? You mean costumes?

Probably because most cops are worried they'd have to register....

"The Congress effectively forbids the ATF, CDC, the FTC nor any university to compile data and conduct research about guns..."

So basically, the victims are 50/50 men and women. Thanks for the groundbreaking analysis.

PED OH FILES

Everyone who owns a Prius must also suck.

Jesus Christ! That sounds like some sort of cruel and unusual punishment! Anybody want a try my new drink The BOTTOMline? Trust me, you'll love it! It's a

Max Parker is 100% correct.

I would have too, but the reality is they needed to release something.

Haven't you heard?! Snapchat is trending!

I actually love this fucking idea. I'm not even mad that it's corporate swill.

Kim looks just like that guy in the middle of the front row! I love ancestry.com!

False prophet. Clearly.

Why haven't they banned professor fucking? Probably because that's the best part about being a professor. Duh.

My wife rarely wears any makeup either. Her skin is perfect......probably because she doesn't smear chemicals all over it every day.

What's wrong with that? Why would you take a photo with purposefully shitty lighting? That doesn't even make any sense.

So?