Put the litter box in the spot where he's shitting. Leave it there for a week or so and then you can move it. He'll keep going in the box. At least this worked for a friend of mind who had a cat that insisted on pooping behind the TV. Put the box behind the TV for a couple of weeks and then moved it to the bathroom.…

I always thought it would be funny if Superman couldn't get a boner. Like, the ONE thing he can't do is the one thing that's just a natural, easy thing.

I know you are, but what am I?!

"Ooh! A mountain flower!" That about sums it up for me! Spot on.

Born Agains are the worst.

Needless to say his next Cheeseburger Omelet had some extra "love" in it.

So this woman is just constantly drunk, right?

Probably because they've turned the medical profession into a profit grinding factory.

Kids get a lot more shots these days than we did when I was a kid. I understand the concern some parents have. If you're worried, just tell the doctor to space them out by a few weeks. We did that with my daughter and I'm glad we did. She got mildly sick from the MMR vaccine. It's never fun to see your child suffering…

WAAAAAAAA!!! My cartoons aren't preaching good social science! Whoa is me!!

Ugh. Yes, grownups who believe in magic are probably stupid, ignorant, and not worthy of respect.

Sometimes people need to be shushed. Like when they ask a question about something they know nothing about and then don't let the person answer.

Avoid her at all cost.

Good luck with that, you fucking bieber.

Arrogance is a sin? Reeeeeeeheeheeeaally?!

Who let the intern on the Mac again?! Somebody tell that little fucker to knock it off.

Not only getting paid, but getting paid A LOT.

I was on his side until he started yanking on his turkey waddle.

Awwwwwkward!

Dear Ex,