I'll bring the whiskey and cocaine next time!

Hahahahaha!! Seriously! Stop it! I'm peeing my pants!

Hahahaha!!! Stop doing that!

I want to be friends with you guys!!

I'm getting over a chest cold and sleep deprived so I'm a bit slap-happy and dull-witted. Apologies.

Like you said, it was a shitty joke. I'll send it back up for a re-write.

Sigh...

OMG! LOL! YOU ARE SO BORING AND HUMORLESS.

God, the female bitching and whining starts so early...

Congress! Smartest kids in the room!

Lisa Bonet is awesome. And her name does spell something backwards. It spells "badass".

Why is that? Are you some sort of pervert?

It's like trying to train a puppy (or a child). Positive reinforcement works better than negative.

Get in my face, lemon cake!

One more example of why "gluten allergies" are bullshit. If you don't want to eat wheat or whatever, just don't eat it. No need to make up stories so people feel sorry for you and/or roll their eyes at you behind your back.

You should get him a frequent flyer card at the local rub and tug.

With that look, Tommy Lee Jones is saying, "Seriously go fuck yourself, you fucking hack."

For Walmart shoppers?

Isn't she Catholic?

A really great cook will manage to be intoxicated the whole time and still not leave a mess because his kitchen staff will help. Haha!