And the even more lovely stuff you get on the West Coast.

Or as we say in my family, Chrismukkah.

Suicide by toddler. What an idiot.

I have a close friend who works in operating rooms. You would be shocked at the stories he tells me. If half of what he says is true, I'm surprised anybody survives surgery at all.

I wanna knock that fucking crooked tooth out of this head.

It gets better and then it gets worse again. Seasons 2-5 or so are great.

Love, love, love this shoot! Beautiful. Everything about it is incredible.

Good luck trying to drive fast! At all times of day, the 5 is a fucking parking lot from the Fullerton all the way to downtown.

If you have 7 kids, you're doing sex wrong.

Some women just troll around to get attention.

Mom jeans.

I think you meant "well-written, disgustingly racist, and reflection-inducing piece".

Jesus must be so fucking proud.

As a California driver, I'm having a hard time comprehending "Who in the hell is driving at 20+ all the time..."

I'd watch that movie.

I went to a private "Christian" school for the first couple of years in high school. It was right across the street from a little bodega type place. We treated that place like our own private pantry. Never paid for anything. Jesus was not happy, but stolen candy tastes so much better than lame old "paid for" candy for…

your phone is about to ring in 5...4...3...

Why? Not every issue has two sides. Cleanses are bullshit. End of story.

I agree. I grew up in a super rainy area and I have fond, fond memories of snoozing in the back of my mom's car with the heater cranked up listening to the rain.