Cum bucket?

That's it! Ramen for lunch.

Why the fuck are they even talking about that political nonsense in a sports interview. Stay on topic, pricks.

I think you shouldn't fuck with classics. Just take 5 fucking minutes and explain to your disgusting, useless offspring that in the olden tymes people said and wrote stupid shit and we don't condone it.

What a fucking meathead. I love him.

My 89 year old grandfather constantly gets tickets for speeding. Not kidding.

This seems like a racist article to me. Since when are black people accessories that white people need to show off? These are people, not toy poodles.

Obviously he's been banned for being an annoying little twerp.

Well, aren't you a smug fucker. Nobody cares.

As long as it still costs $25,796.64 or more, I'm all for it.

Disney now owns Star Wars. None of this fucking shit is surprising. It's just sad.

Sounds like you need to go fuck yourself

I'm talking more about how she carries herself and speaks. Maybe she's just way more mature than most 18 year olds I've encountered. I think she's coo.l.

As in "undead"?

Lorde is 18?! I thought she was like 40. No joke.

"No. Leave it on so you can show your friends the big telling off you got from a policeman on a horse."

Exactly.

That's a great analogy, actually. Because let's face it, cops are just a gang to whom we pay for protection against other gangs.

Meh. If you're not a complete asshat, most cops are pretty cool and understand that motorcycles will usually cruise slightly faster than the main traffic. This is actually safer, because you're not right in the middle of traffic where people can change lanes into you and whatnot.

If only the real Star Wars movies were this good.