We need to set up a meeting with Joe and Ricky Williams.

This is just sad now. I’m sure there will be plenty of very clever comments, as I visit Deadspin for many reasons including the brilliantly acerbic wit of my fellow users. But this is now just darkness. I have in the past and continue to battle substance abuse, but never in my life have I ever struck another person.…

Damn you. I just stopped by to have a quick look and got sucked into 13 open tabs.

Pitino responded by saying that at least it didn’t cost him $3000.

I’d say that didn’t take long but we’re talking about Louisville

Based on the letter I would be a lot more terrified to be Tom Brady than Bob Kraft

Avery is probably going to get out even though there’s a big chance he really is guilty, and poor Brendan is going to rot in prison, because apparently everyone has either forgotten he exists or no one cares.

Yeah, I feel everyone is just focused on Steven and not Brendan when he was the only who blatantly got screwed. the only reason why people care more about Steven was because the show was about him.

Who gives a shit about Steven Avery? What about his nephew, Brendan?

If ‘Megatron’ keeps his word, that leaves his career numbers as follows: 83* touchdowns on 731* receptions for 11,619* yards.

As a fan, it will be sad to see someone with such talent leave the game. That said, I fully support getting out while you can to enjoy a quality life after the game.

Well this is slowly shifting from “clown car crash lol” into “I am genuinely uncomfortable that he’s going to end up like Chris Henry” territory.

I wonder if he’s aware of the fact that there’s this powder they keep on the sidelines that helps you grip the ball when your hands get sweaty.

You're right - you definitely are not picking it up.

You are certainly bringing pouting nationwide.

Testi wanted Blake arrested but couldn’t resist a chance to be the bigger man.

Proof that as long as the antagonist is a 5'7", 163 pound equipment manager, Blake Griffin will totally stand up for himself.

Jeez, ESPN, we know he’s not that good, but it’s just rude to refer to Austin Rives as equipment staff.

Jason-Pierre Paul watches this and exclaims: “Hold my beer.”