I don’t pretend to know the whole story here, but what a bitch.

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The woman beater is a good start.

A tie and some unprovoked hooliganism instantly made American football popular in England.

Baby wipes.

SAGE ADVICE

You trying to say Jesus Christ can’t hit a curveball?

Not NEARLY delusional enough to be the NFL’s Derrick Rose...

The Derrick Rose of the NFL.

Tony Romo’s Back, Is Broken

Jason Garret has offered to donate his backbone, since he rarely uses his.

“And with the first pick in the 2022 draft, the Dallas Cowboys select...”

No but the Concourse - hosted on Deadspin - seems to be the new Gawker.

It looks like a lot of neighbors couldn’t give away their extra tickets.

I thought Yu was on first....

Demarcus Cousins broke into to tears after the sudden realization that the next time he would play basketball it would be for the Sacramento Kings:(

Thank goodness he's ok - it would have been really ugly if he dyed.

The hell you talking about? We had anywhere from 10:1 to 100;1 kill ratios in all those conflicts. It was political pressure to put down guns and resume farting rainbows that caused us to pull out of those conflicts. Ask Saddam and Osama if they “whooped” our ass.